Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Sorry, Santa: Tif's Not--So-Grown-Up (excluding that last item, there) Christmas List

Today I'm going to have a little fun. Today I'm going to do a childish, selfish thing and make a Christmas list of ultimately meaningless objects that I really, really want, just because I want to. Screw "My Grownup Christmas List" -- even as a rabid idealist, I know I'm wasting my Santa wishes on world peace. Never gonna happen. And I realized today that I never really remember making a Christmas list when I was a kid. I'm sure I did, but it was overshadowed by hell. And so, today, right here, right now, I am making a Christmas list of stuff I want for me, me, and myself.

1. The Sims 3 Supernatural and the Sims 3 Seasons.
2. A fresh supply of Sensual Amber body butter from Bath and Body Works.
3. Two more ear piercings.
4. A giant dollhouse that opens up, kind of like this one:
Looook at it ...
5. All those American Girl dolls I lusted after but never got when I was a kid.
Loooook at them ...
6. The complete boxed set(s) of Little House on the Prairie books and DVDs.

7. These dresses from the Pyramid Collection:
Oooooo ...
Aaaaahhh ...
8. This bedspread and shams, also from the Pyramid Collection:
Are you seeing this right now?!
9. A Tibetan singing bowl and clapper:
It makes pretty sounds.
and 

10. (I'll stop here or risk going on forever.) Mariska Hargitay at my door wearing a ponytail with a big Christmas bow in it (she's so cute with a ponytail) and aside from the ponytail and the bow, absolutely nothing else.

Ta-da! My list.

Holy jeebus, that was fun!

Sorry, Santa!